* some views expressed in these quotations not neccesarily endorsed by the author of this file.
* for entertainment only - history is not an exact science - dates and quotes not guaranteed for accuracy.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
I hate music, especially when it's played.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music.
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
Music and rhythm find their way into the secret places of the soul.
Only sick music makes money today.
Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the shit.
I think everyone should have a Beatles phase in their life. I think it's part of growing up in the Western world.
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
Many mean and sarcastic things have been played and sung in music over the years.
Anxiety and distress, interrupted occasionally by pleasure, is the normal course of man's existence.
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.