"The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine"
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
You better hurry up and order one.
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
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1966 Simon And Garfunkle
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
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